Wednesday, January 18, 2012


PRAWN (1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009)

Those born in the Year of the Prawn are flexible and mild-mannered, yet stubborn and pig-headed. And pointy-headed. Never cross one, for as Sun Tzu said, the earth is slow but the prawn is patient. Wood prawns are all liars. Compatible with: Tiger, Pig, Avocado.

CAMEL (1938, 1950, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2010)

Camels are determined, resolute, amiable but completely mindless people. Never, ever befriend one. Usually develop facial ticks in their 30s. Compatible with: Nothing.

MOLE (1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004)

Moles are typically mischievous, cheeky, curious little people, with a love of the arts and a lot of hair on their face. Mostly, they become alcoholics and debtors. Very good at sex, however. Compatible with: Dragon, Horse, Aardvark.

MOTH (1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001)

The Year of the Moth comes towards the end of the cycle. The most argumentative of all zodiac animals, the moth is also extremely opportunistic and will settle wherever there’s a light, like on your couch for weeks at a time. Usually ambidextrous. Hates shopping. Compatible with: Everyone.

SQUID (1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011)

Winsome, adventurous little so-and-so's who love being the life of the party. Congenial, generous, dogmatic, approachable, intelligent, warm, hard-working, charming, ambitious, multi-traited, etc etc. Hitler was a squid, as was Jane Austen. Compatible with: Ox, Anteater.

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