Thursday, March 29, 2012

EVERYWHERE SIGNS

To overcome shyness, press one. For learned
optimism, press two. To end self-destructive
behaviour, press three. Maybe He's
Just a Bastard,
 press four ...
For a clue as to what this terminal really
does, I found it right next to a
"Cash Recycling Machine".

I tried to tell them I was a descendant of
St Stephen, but they wouldn't believe me.

I particularly liked how the would-be
contestant in the "Infectious Disease
200 metres" has not just got a broken
heart but bits of stuff on him, the
dirty thing.

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