|Or this ... For the dad who's about seven!|
|As in China, the castrated goat is revered in North Korea.|
The slogan reads: "For a more docile goat and glorious
future for the Motherland, take his 'goolies' off today!"
|Still, he fared better than this one at my local|
|Fathers 4 Justice activist Jason Hatch wears his briefs on the|
outside to mount his famous protest at Buckingham Palace
in 2010. The partly-obscured sign reads:
"Fair go for Dad! No more socks and undies!"
|For example, here's the Christmas present Evie|
made for me from paper in 2011. I don't mean
to go on about it, but it is the third time I've run
this picture on my blog.
|I scanned the web for some photos of other dads|
'enjoying' their birthday celebrations. This one
is clearly over the moon.
|This one adopted the "what do you|
want from me?" pose favoured by
many dads put through birthday
parties at a later age.
|As for me, I'd like to be like this dad|
in, ooh, not too many years' time.
It's not his birthday. He's just getting
round in his jammies, outside in the
daytime. To hell with everybody!