This quite magnificent blog of course exists for the humble purpose of helping humankind, specifically by providing cheap laughs in pointing out the absurd and the nonsensical, with a little dash of parody here and there. It should not be taken seriously by anyone, even real tiger parents and opportunistic lawyers.
And while I think of it, all content provided on this blog is for informational purposes only. The owner of this blog makes no representations as to the accuracy or completeness of any information on this site or found by following links on this site. The owner will not, repeat not (my mum always said that), be liable for any errors or omissions in this information nor for the availability of this information. The owner will not be liable for any losses, injuries or damages from the display or use of this information. These terms and conditions of use are subject to change at any time and without notice. Which means I can do what the hell I want, I think. Cool.
Oh, and this just to hand ...
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And finally ... 
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1. Comments deemed to be spam or questionable spam.
2. Comments including profanity.
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4. Comments that attack a person individually.
5. Comments that attack me individually.
6. Comments that say they don't like me a lot.
7. Comments with bad spelling or punctuation.
Got it? Good. Now read away with gay abandon.